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Artiest: Eminem & D12
Song: My Band
I don’t know dude
I think everybody’s all jealous and shit
Cause im like the lead singer of the band dude
And I think everybody’s got a fucking problem with me dude
and they need to take it up with me after the show
because
These chicks don’t even know the name of my band
But, there all on me like they’d wanna hold hands
Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because im the lead singer of my band
So I get off stage right, drop the mic
walk up to these hot chicks and im all like
Sup, ladies my names Slimshady
Im the lead singer of D12 baby
their all like “Oh my god its him
Becky oh my fucking god its really him”
“I swear to fucking god dude you fucking rock
Please Marshall Please let me suck your cock”
Now by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous
Specially when I drop the beat Do my acapellas
oh chicks start yellin
all the hott babes throw their bras and their shirts
and theirpanties on stage
so like every single night they pick a fight with me
but when we fight its kinda like sibling rivalry
cause they’re back on stage the next night with me
dude I just think your trying to steal the light from me
yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
cause I told him Jessica Alba is my wife to be
sprocks start shit it’s the life for me
and all the other guys just despise me because
these
These chicks don’t even know the name of my band
But, there all on me like they’d wanna hold hands
Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because im the lead singer of my band
My band 9x
You just wanna see a nigga backwards don’t you
aint that how come you don’t rap off pros who
smash these vocals and do a performance
but we in a van and he in a tour bus
you don’t want my autograph you’s a liar
and naw you swear “oh I thought you were Kuniva”
and what the hell is wrong with our dressing room
cause our shit is lookin smaller than a decimal
see I know how to rap. Its simple but
all I did was read a Russal Simmons book
so Im more intact, tryin to get on the map
doing jumping jacks while getting whipped on my back
look at Em’s Lil punk ass
thinkin he the shit
yeah I know man by himself taking all the flicks
hey I thought we had an interview with DJ clue
no, I had an interview, not you two
you gon be late for sound check
man I aint goin to sound check
man our mics are screwed up
and his always sound best
you know what man, imma say somthin
ay yo em!
you got somethin to say?
man no!
I thought you’s was about to tell him off man whats up
man imma tell him when I feel like it man shut up
you aint even back me up and we supposed to be crew
man I was about to talk right after you I swear it (oh man whatever)I swear man
These chicks don’t even know the name of my band
But, there all on me like they’d wanna hold hands
Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because im the lead singer of my band
they say the lead singers rock
but the group is not
once we sold out arenas to amusement parks
im gonna let the world know that Proof is hott
I should cut is mic off when the music starts
ready to snap on a dumbass fan
every time I hear “ay dude I love your band”
we aint in a band bitch, we don’t play instruments
so why you get 90 and we only get ten percent of these
guys actin funny every area code
“Proof give me a pass” bitch carry on
cant make it to the stage
security in my way
god damn it im sick of this group
time for me to go solo and make some loot
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
until kon-artist slipped me some crack
lose yourself video, I was in the back
Superman video, I was in the back
fuck the media I got some suggestions
fuck Marshall ask us the questions
like who is D12, how we get started
“but what about Eminem?” Bitch are you retarded
Anyway, im the populest guy in the group
big ass stomach, bitches think im cute
then he told me to do sit ups to get buff
did two and a half, and couldn’t get up
Fuck D12 im out of this band
Imma start a group with the real Roxanne
Girl why cant you see you’re the only
one for me and it just tears my ass apart
to nothing you don’t know my name
man Fuck this
These chick don’t even know the name of my band (haha)
but they all on me like they wanna hold hands (fuck marshall)
cause once I blow Iknow that I’ll be the man
all because im the new sing...
My band 9x
Im the lead singer of my band and I get all the girls
to take off their underpants
im the lead singer of my band
my salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
my salsa
look out for my next single its called my salsa
my salsa salsa salsa sa sa sa salsa
my salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
and take off their underpants
my salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
and take off their underpants
my salsa
where did everybody go?
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